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Sooo much I Fight Dragons today.

It was a bit of a disaster. Turns out, I’m not physically attracted to the girl, at all… I think I might just become asexual for the rest of my life.

timtron:

tantalizingmorselsoffuck:

I’ve never had a cigarette put out on me, but I’ve talked about it with some femdom’s who are into it. I’m not opposed. Just haven’t had it happen yet. The one I talked to was talking about putting it out on my tongue, but I thought she should put it out on my ass and then shove the butt inside. Then I’d have a butt in my butt. And that’s too delicious to pass up, imo. 

And then… And then you can poop the butt back and forth, forever.

Butt in your Butt? Buttception?

(Source: overthewhoreizon)